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Kanye Gets Schooled For "Hurry Up With My Damn Croissant": French Bakers Sound Back In Hilarious Open Letter

By Staff Writer | August 28, 2013 01:54 PM EDT

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Kanye has been corrected on the croissant front in a hilarious open letter.

Sure, Kanye West's album Yeezus is full of controversial lyrics. However, the track "I Am God" has some ridic lyrics...because, well, Kanye's calling himself God, first of all. There is one about the ubiquitous French pastry:

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"I am a God/ Hurry up with my damn massage / In a French-ass restaurant/ Hurry up with my damn croissants!"

Now, however, the Association of French Bakers has sounded back on Kanye's croissant lyrics in a hilarious open letter. Even God does have to wait for good things, apparently. They wrote:

 "Assuming you, as a man of means, dine exclusively at high-end restaurants and boulangeries during your voyages to Paris, it could not be possible that the delay of your "damn" croissants originated from slow service."

The Bakers Association continued, schooling him resoundingly:

 "The croissant is dignified - not vulgar like a piece of toast, simply popped into a mechanical device to be browned. No - the croissant is born of tender care and craftsmanship. Bakers must carefully layer the dough, paint on perfect proportions of butter, and then roll and fold this trembling croissant embryo with the precision of a Japanese origami master. This process, as you can understand, takes much time. And we implore the patience of all those who order croissants."

So far, Kanye's camp hasn't said anything...but really, how does one respond to that level of hilarity? To read the full letter, click here.

What do you think of the letter? Of Kanye's song? Of croissants? Sound off in the comments below!

 

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