Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Last week a new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey finally kicked off. Now every Sunday night we can indulge in our decadent Jersey pleasure. Feels like forever since we've seen our Jersey Housewives. However, the Jersey Housewives premiere was much better than last night's episode. I'm getting tired of Bravo trying to make me feel bad for Teresa and Joe Guidice. When you have Melissa Gorga as the main character, then you know it's time for Housewives to move on. Melissa is so boring that I'd rather see Caroline Manzo or Kathy Wakile! I'm supposed to feel sympathetic that the dull Jersey girl is staying in a rental home? Ugg.

Teresa says she 'cries herself to sleep' and reassures her husband that 'it won't be there last Christmas together.' But sorry Teresa, you are very wrong. After Joe is sentenced to prison there is a good chance the Real Housewives of New Jersey criminal will be deported. Teresa says her problems are 'hanging over us' as her husband tears up and I'm supposed to forget that Joe ripped off the government and thousands of decent tax paying citizens. I'm supposed to not care that they cheated and defrauded the banks and when they went bankrupt, they did not pay taxes? It's the rest of us pay for it! They did the crime, and they should do the time and I don't like how Bravo is portraying them on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Joe and Tre should've thought about the welfare of their children before they became felons! And to this day.... Teresa is still selling her autograph for $25 cash so it doesn't have to be reported as income! They think they are above the law and I was hoping Jersey Housewives would show they're guilty side, not just them tearing up.

  Besides Teresa's BS drama on Housewives, there's Amber Marchesa and the New Jersey 'funbag' twins, Nicole and Teresa Napolitano. Amber is controlling and has a huge case of OCD. I cannot tell Teresa and Nicole apart, but I don't think it really matters. They are the same person anyway. Even in the Opening of Real Housewives of New Jersey, their taglines are said together as if they are one person! That's a first for the Housewives franchise and I kind of like it. I think the newbies are a nice addition to the show, but it is time to get rid of Melissa.

What did you think of Real Housewives of New Jersey?