Tila Tequila Sex Tape: Care for a spot of tea? Because Tila Tequila is bringing the crumpets. The new Tila Tequila sex tape is interesting for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is because it looks like it was directed by Guy Richie.

In the new sex tape, Tila plays the role of Ashley, a Brit chick with a fine behind who's not afraid to show it. It's not really strong on plot, but it runs in real-time and heats up to a riveting climax.

TMZ put up a clip from Tila Tequila's new sex tape featuring an un-credited co-star along with Tequila's alter, or maybe it's her walk-in, Ashley, she's from England. Long live the queen.

TMZ blocks out most of the action and reports that the tape is mainly for hardcore fans. The new tape was released by Vivid Entertainment.

It could be that Tila is indulging in a bit of roleplay. But she really rocks that Cockney.

Three years ago, Tila said she was being extorted by another sex tape scandal.

Another magazine called the Tila Tequila Sex Tape marketing genius. Pointing out that Tila claimed that the "Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers" and that she is a "celestial psychic goddess who's protected this realm for centuries with her trusty Jew-killing lightsaber." The writer says it "was goddamn adorable, and the perfect storm to toss a sex tape into which, surprise, will be here just in time for the holidays."

Over the summer Tila won the dubious and smug HuffPost honor of "Weirdest Celebrity Video Ever" for a YouTube entry showing her using her superpowers to create energy balls out of thin air. Undaunted Tila led her followers, who call themselves Tila's Army, to her own social website where she can share her spiritual and political messages. 

She recently starred in the indie action film "Masterminds."