Darth Vader Runs for Ukraine President; The Empire Strikes Back Against Ukrainian Candy Maker

Darth Vader, the leader of the Internet Party of Ukraine, announced that he is running for president. The Empire is now facing a rebellion from the Ukrainian Central Elections Commission in Kiev.

Ian Anderson, of Jethro Tull, once sang "elect Superman for president, let Robin save the day" on the prog-rock classic "Thick as a Brick." The band must be huge in the Ukraine because the evil emperor of The Star Wars movies, Darth Vader, has chosen to run for president. Let Yoda save the day.

Darth Vader submitted documents to the Ukrainian Central Elections Commission to register as a candidate for Ukraine's May 25 presidential election, but "The Force" was not with the man in the Darth Vader costume. Ukrainian authorities rejected Darth Vader's bid.

Darth Vader wants to run against Petro Poroshenko, a billionaire candy maker. 23 candidates registered to run in the snap presidential election in Ukraine on 25 May. The election was called after President Viktor Yanukovych was ousted following months of protests.

Darth Vader wasn't cooked up by George Lucas, he's is really an electrician called Viktor Shevchenko. He changed his name to Darth Vader in March.

Accordin to the Internet Party's leader, Dmitry Golubov, "After winning intra-party primaries by a landslide, comrade Vader will be our party's candidate."

Dmitry Golubov did prison time for using the Internet to run a credit card fraud scheme.

After winning the nomination from the Internet Party of Ukraine, Darth Vader appeared at a press conference in full costume surrounded by Imperial Stormtroopers and a couple Chewbacca. Darth Vader promised to turn Ukraine into "a galactic empire" in his acceptance speech. Local media reports that Vader also demanded a plot of land in Odessa to park his space ship.

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