Charlie Sheen's Twitter rants are famous. Rihanna can find hit material in any inspiration. She's had smash collaborations with Shakira and Eminen. 

Charlie Sheen got into it with Rihanna in a Twitter rant after RiRi turned down a chance to meet his fiancée Scottine, who used to be known as Brett Rossi. 

 Sheen hit Rihanna on Twitter in a poetic tirade that all started Wednesday night at the ritzy Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica.

Charlie was celebrating Scottine's birthday and learned that Rihanna was also at the restaurant. So he sent a request to the singer's table for a meet-and-greet, Scottine is a huge Rihanna fan.

But Charlie says Rihanna denied his request because "there were too many paps outside."

There's never too many paps for Charlie, who hit the net with "Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot)."

Okay that's the back story. So, here's the pitch. Rihanna, make a hit out of this. This is a personal plea. Rihanna, please put a beat behind Charlie's Rihanna rant and make a hit out of it. I will buy it, download it and tweet it.Millions will. Billions. 

Just listen to the lyrics, feel the beat, Rihanna, you know you wanna. Please. And Charlie, you haven't written a hit single yet. Your fiancee's a big fan. It's a win win. We're begging you.

Here is the unfettered Charlie Sheen, poety, it's poetry:

 I took my gal out to dinner

 last night with her best

 friends for her Bday.

 we heard Rihanna was present as well.

 I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé

 Scotty to her, as she is a

 huge fan.

 (personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

 well, the word we received back was that there were too

 many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

 At this time? AT THIS TIME??

 lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random

 11 million to 1 encounter

 with her some other night...?

 no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and

 "please kill me now"

 that I'd never get back.

 My Gal, however,

 was NOT OK with it.

 Nice impression you

 left behind, Bday or not.

 Sorry we're not KOOL enough

 to warrant a blessing from

 the Princess.

 (or in this case

 the Village idiot)

 you see THIS is the reason

 that I ALWAYS take the time.

 THIS is why I'm in this thing

 31 awesome years.

 Good will and

 common courtesy, carefully

 established over time to exist radically in concert

 with a code of gratitude!

 I guess "Talk That Talk"

 was just a big ol lie from

 a big ol liar.

 oh and Riahnna,

 Halloween isn't for a while.

 but good on you for testing out your costume in public.

 it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,

 as in:

 none.

 See ya on the way down,

 (we always do)

 and actually,

 it was a pleasure NOT

 meeting you.

 clearly we have NOTHING

 in common when it comes

 to respect for those who've

 gone before you.

 I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds

 to situate that bad wig

 before you left the restaurant.

 Here's a tip from a real vet

 of this terrain;

 If ya don't wanna get bothered

 DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!

 and if this "Prison of Fame"

 is soooooooo unnerving and

 difficult, then QUIT, junior!